Flexural Strength | PB Wee Heavy | 7.7%
Most people tend to take their work home with them. Sometimes it manifests as repetitive grumblings to your loved ones and other times it means you wont eat fish cause Jerry brought in ANOTHER tuna fish salad sandwich today…
This beer however is inspired by a dream the brewer had when we were installing the floor for the brewery. In it a thick slump of concrete drops to the floor and a void forms where you might expect a mouth to be requesting him to “add more peanut butter”. Well this is what happens when you follow your dreams.
A Wee Heavy Ale with peanut butter, enjoy this one with caution.
Double Dipper | CITRA DIPA | 9.1%
It seems too easy to steal from your employers sometimes. A paper clip here. A post-it note there. 3 hours to research that new sofa you need for the living room. That’s called time theft my friend. It’s also known as “double dipping”. And don’t worry… your secret is safe with us.
We brewed this beer to take the edge off of that stress you feel after heavy hours of double dipping and not working on that sales deck because you needed to get the best fantasy line up this coach has ever coached!
Just like the name implies, it’s a Double IPA with Citra hops. Perfect for relaxing those tense shoulders after a hard day’s work.
Blimp | New England IPA | 6.7%
A blimp uses less fuel in two weeks than it takes a 747 airplane just to taxi to the runway. FACT. There are more astronauts in the world than blimp pilots. FACT. You can fit 75 million golf balls in a blimp. FACT. The Blimp you’re holding in your hands is loaded with Galaxy and Amarillo hops. FACT.
We get it, not only do you get a slight tickle when thinking about a hazy beer loaded with Galaxy, but you get that tickle when you look up in the sky and see a blimp floating by. That’s why we released this beer. Something to give you a tickle since you’re more likely to meet an astronaut than a blimp pilot.
So why not grab this beer, gaze up at the horizon, and daydream with a Blimp.
Kort Nozzle Delight | New England IPA | 6.8%
The Kort Nozzle. The powerhouse of the Tugboat. With each thrust it propels the ship and whatever vessel it needs to move gingerly to their destination. Oh so delightful to watch from any port. And when you grab a glass of this beer you’ll be just as delighted as seeing the Kort Nozzle hard at work. A New England IPA with notes of dark fruits, strong herbal and pine tree aromas. It also has a smooth body from a generous addition of oats. Here’s to all the Kort Nozzle’s delighting people everywhere.
I’m a Little Teapot | Berliner Weisse | 3.9%
I’m a little teapot,
Light and sour,
Here is my handle
Get ready to devour
When Frank gets me steamed up,
Hear me shout
Tip up your glass and pour me out
I’m a very German teapot
Yes, it’s true
Brewed in the big kettle
To be enjoyed by you,
I’m so refreshing you surely shout
Tip up your glass and pour me out.
Udderly Tickled | American Wheat Ale | 6.2%
Moohehehehe. Do you hear that? No, hear what? Shhhh… listen… Mooohehehe. There! That! It’s like some type of snickering or something. Ooohhh, thaaaaattt. I forgot you weren’t on the farm last wheat season. That’s just the dairy cows walking through the wheat pasture. Wheat’s just at the right height this time of year, gives them a case of the chuckles. And you’ll be tickled to with each sip of this American Wheat beer. With a light grainy wheat flavor, that lingers into the finish. This beer also features a moderate bitterness and finishes dry. Grab a glass and be as tickled as a dairy cow in wheat season.
Palsmärter | Cream Ale | 5.6%
If beers had a King, then this beer would be… well let’s be honest, beers would never have a king. They’re way too diverse and independent to bow their frothy heads to one beer alone. While people have made claim of who’s king we won’t deny their right to soapbox, but we will produce beers of the same style to which these claims have been made.
And while we won’t say one beer is better than the other, we are proud to say this is one beer that’s going to make you want to whip out that lawnmower and slap on your flops with a foot of snow out the door.
With a low bitterness and mild malt body, this is an easy beer to enjoy with your pal… friend… bud…
Not Hot, Sticky Sweet | Nitro Milk Stout | 5.5%
Not hot, sticky sweet, from the head to your seat… pour some lactose sugar down your moooouuttthhhh. Ooh, in the name of beer. Pour some lactose sugar down your mooouuttthhh
C’mon, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
I can’t get enough
Barn Nine | American IPA | 7.9%
You never know where you’ll be when inspiration hits. Some people think the outdoors helps them, others claim that late at night is key to their success. Well the catalyst for Reverie Brewing Co was at Barn Nine. That’s where Ryan first said “I want to open a brewery”.
And this beer is in celebration of that moment and style of beer he was drinking. An IPA with Citra, Motueka and Willamette hops.
Here’s to hoping it inspires you to live your dreams.
Ethyl Formate | Fruit Porter | 6.0%
It never gets old. Gazing up at the night sky, wondering; what type of cheese is the moon made of? Is the milky way 1 or 2%? Why does that cloudy bit in the center smell like raspberries?
Well that’s Ethyl Formate my dear friend. And space scientists agree that the chemical at the center of our galaxy is the same found in raspberries. That’s why we made this porter loaded with raspberries. It pours dark so you can get lost in endless thought like staring into the night sky but every now and again you get a hit of raspbeery from ol’ Ethyl when your mouth wanders to the glass.
The perfect companion for your stargazing adventures.
Chock Full O Nut’in | Nut Brown Ale | 4.0%
Does this beer contain any nuts? I have a peanut allergy. It’s Chock Full O Nut’in. Haha, OK, thanks… but seriously does it have nuts in it I’m like DEATHLY allergic to nuts. Like I said, it’s Chock Full O Nut’in. Right… but I see here it says “nut” brown ale. Does that mean you put “nuts” in the beer? Nut’in. Ugh, just give me a cider.
Unfortunately sometimes life forces you to get complicated. Fortunately though there’s a beer like Chock Full O Nut’in, a sessionable beer nicely balanced with biscuit, chocolate and caramel malt flavors. Complimented by a slight hop bitterness.
And to answer the peanut question, it’s Chock Full O Nut’in.
AVAILABLE CANS TO GO
Beaten Path – Pale Ale
Plum Palooza – Golden Strong Ale
Double Dipper – CITRA DIPA
Flexural Strength – PB Wee Heavy
Blimp – Hazy NEIPA
Rooster Pils – Pilsner
Oh The Wonder – Coffee Stout [22 oz bottles]