Chock Full O Nut’in | Nut Brown Ale | 4.0%
Does this beer contain any nuts? I have a peanut allergy. It’s Chock Full O Nut’in. Haha, OK, thanks… but seriously does it have nuts in it I’m like DEATHLY allergic to nuts. Like I said, it’s Chock Full O Nut’in. Right… but I see here it says “nut” brown ale. Does that mean you put “nuts” in the beer? Nut’in. Ugh, just give me a cider.
Unfortunately sometimes life forces you to get complicated. Fortunately though there’s a beer like Chock Full O Nut’in, a sessionable beer nicely balanced with biscuit, chocolate and caramel malt flavors. Complimented by a slight hop bitterness.
And to answer the peanut question, it’s Chock Full O Nut’in.
Oo, A Snail | New England IPA | 5.5%
Stupid bus… taking forever… don’t they know people have jobs to get to?! Oh great, here comes another contender for the seats… well she better know that it’s first come first serve! I don’t care if she has a walker! COME ON BU.. wait… s that… is… move the walker lady I can’t see! OO, A SNAIL! Hehehe, look at it’s little curly q, neat!
Sometimes the things you find that give you joy are tough to find. This beer isn’t the typical IPA you’d find at the shelves with lower ABV but still heavy handed on the hops. Loaded with Cascade and Azacca hops, it’s definitely a beer that’s worth taking your time with.
Enjoy the slow lane.
Schrute Harvest | Fruited Saison | 4.6%
Whenever we’re about to make a beer we think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, we would not make that beer. But this fall we were more than happy to add some of the beet harvest to our latest Saison. We also added persimmon to round out the profile.
The beets add an earthy compliment to the esters provided by the yeast and the persimmon add a nice apple like quality on the nose and back of your sip. Enjoy this one with the fall colors and cool weather.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Singles Night | SMASH Stout | 4.0%
Oh, yes, it’s Singles’ Night, and the feeling’s right, Oh, yes, it’s Singles’ Night, Oh, what a night (oh, what a night)… That’s right it’s time to celebrate your night of singulatrity-ness.
And why not enjoy it with this “Smash” stout. Our friends at Rooster Malt in Bethel roasted some of the base malt to make a delicously choclately malt. With a moderate hop edition of EKG the chocolate malt shines through on this beer.
Enjoy it by yourself or with anybody else who’s excited for Singles Night.
OO, a Whale| New England IPA | 7.1%
Ugghh, it’s so hot here. Why do we always have to come to the Aquarium in August? So many kids running around with their aquatic pool germ hands. I swear I saw one eat some of the penguin poo… OOOHOOHOOO A WHALE! HAHA EVERY YEAR GETS ME EVERY BLUBBERIN’ TIME! I LOVE WHALES! IIIIII OOOVVEEE AAAHHLLESSSS! Hahaha, see I’m talking Whale to it, it loves me.
If you’ve forgot why you love Galaxy hops in an IPA then try this beer. One of the best hops you can get to compliment the NEIPA style. We put a heavy amount of them in this beer along with Columbus hops to give you a tropical and citrus bomb.
Have fun enjoying this whale of a beer.
Peach Buzz | Kölsch | 4.4%
Peaches come from the store. They are in this beer and more. We added kiwis so you wont frooowwwwnnnn. If you know the Presidents Of The United States, then you know what we’re singing about!
When we made our dry hopped Kolsch we thought it would be great to add some additional character to it. Being that it had a slight lime hint we decided to pair that with peaches and kiwis. While this beer still strongly resembles the original you will get a slight please flavor from peaches and kiwis that were added in the secondary.
Just like our last beer, at least then you’ll have one decision that’s easy, enjoying another one.
There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand | Hefeweizen | 5.7%
There’s always money in the banana stand. OK, there’s actually no bananas in this beer, and it’s not actually a stand BUT there is a pleasing banana flavor brought on by the yeast we used.
We additionally took our time with this beer during the mash to help those yeast extract some more banana flavor from the heavy amount of wheat malt that was used. This is a dry wheat beer with unique esters and phenols of banana and a subtle hit of cloves complimented by a modest addition of Lemondrop hops.
So how much clearer can we say say, “There’s always money in the banana stand!”
Rye Smile | Rye IPA | 8.4%
Thanks for feeding my dog while I’m away, I left his food in that bin. I’ll be back in a week. Justin sipped his beer, nodded and gave her a rye smile. Umm… so it’s pretty simple, just a cup in the morning and one at night. Justin sipped his beer and offered that rye smile again. Riigghtt… and make sure the water is clean. Again, Justin gave her the rye smile as he finished his beer. Justin! Stop talking in the third person and giving me beers! I have to pack first!
You’ll be sharing a rye smile with your friends too after tasting this beer. The balance has is hop-forward with fruity notes, a clean fermentation profile, dry finish, and a nice balance of spice from the rye malt.
We hope to see your rye smile sipping this beer.
Not Another Pumpkin Bear | Pumpkin Porter | 6.8%
Not another pumpkin beer! A PUMPKIN BEAR?! WHERE?! Not bear, beeeerr. Oh right and I’m supposed to trust there’s not a vicious pumpkin bear waiting around the corner to eat me now? This is just like the toilet snake Kyle!
You may be saying something similar to yourself about pumpkin beer season. A pleasing looking ale, ready to be sipped, and then wham! Might as well strap on your Uggs and parade around town with your spiced latte. We’re not going to tell you to take your uggs off, but this chocolate pumpkin porter doesn’t require them.
Nicely balanced with pumpkin and spices, it’s something you don’t need to fear.
Lederhosen | Oktoberfest/Marzen | 5.8%
Strike up the music the band has begun, The Pennsylvania Polka! Or whichever polka for that matter. We don’t really care, so long as you’re polkaing with a glass of this in your hand.
Our Marzen has been lagering behind the brewery wall all summer long waiting for it’s chance to polka its way to the taps. With a nice blend of bread and toastyness form the malt this is a pleasing beer to welcome the fall season with.
So strap on those lederhosen and come polka with us!
Totes Maoats | Oatmeal Stout | 4.2%
You want to come to come to the mall with me later? I have to get some new shoes. Totes Maoats, dude. Maybe after you can help me move my furniture around, my girlfriend has been asking. Totes. MA-oats. Sweet and then if you wouldn’t mind, maybe you could help me hang some drywall. Maoats, bro.
Just like having a great friend this beer won’t let you down. A sessionable oatmeal stout with notes of chocolate, roasted malt and a hint of sweetness from the nitro.
We Totes Maoates this beer.