Ethyl Formate | Fruit Porter | 6.0%
It never gets old. Gazing up at the night sky, wondering; what type of cheese is the moon made of? Is the milky way 1 or 2%? Why does that cloudy bit in the center smell like raspberries?
Well that’s Ethyl Formate my dear friend. And space scientists agree that the chemical at the center of our galaxy is the same found in raspberries. That’s why we made this porter loaded with raspberries. It pours dark so you can get lost in endless thought like staring into the night sky but every now and again you get a hit of raspbeery from ol’ Ethyl when your mouth wanders to the glass.
The perfect companion for your stargazing adventures.
Gather Round | Spiced Marzen | 5.8%
Gather Round the hearth me children and I will tell you a tale of bold, magestic, mightiness the likes of which as nay been seen! Dad this isn’t going to be the story about your vasectomy again is it? Aye! Ugghhhh.
Holiday seasons are meant for being with families and sharing stories of things you wish you didn’t have to share stories about… again… Well at least you can enjoy the family tales with our winter warmer inspired lager. We took our malty marzen and spiced it with ginger, nutmeg, allspice, cloves and cinnamon to give you that warm fuzzy feeling your mom’s prom story might not be leaving you with.
Here’s to family, prost!
Oo, A Pug | New England IPA | 6.3%
Well, I think if we’re going to get a dog we need one with some real character. No, not the Labradoodle, it’s like a Ron Perlman with low shower pressure. Ugh, no, not the Shar Pei it’d be like having Gordon Ramsay harassing you every time you serve him food. Now… maybe… maybe the French Bulldog, it’d kind of be like having a wacked out Jack Bla… Oo, A Pug! Now YOU my squishy little friend are the Jon Lovitz of dogs! Oooohh, ACTING! Hahaha, remember that, remember that from SNL? HAHAHA! It stinks! Hahaha, can you just see the two of us on the couch, saying “It Stinks”, just like the critic?! Jon you’re coming home with papa!
Get Pug excited. IPA. Lemon Drop and Denali Hops.
Chock Full O Nut’in | Nut Brown Ale | 4.0%
Does this beer contain any nuts? I have a peanut allergy. It’s Chock Full O Nut’in. Haha, OK, thanks… but seriously does it have nuts in it I’m like DEATHLY allergic to nuts. Like I said, it’s Chock Full O Nut’in. Right… but I see here it says “nut” brown ale. Does that mean you put “nuts” in the beer? Nut’in. Ugh, just give me a cider.
Unfortunately sometimes life forces you to get complicated. Fortunately though there’s a beer like Chock Full O Nut’in, a sessionable beer nicely balanced with biscuit, chocolate and caramel malt flavors. Complimented by a slight hop bitterness.
And to answer the peanut question, it’s Chock Full O Nut’in.
Oo, A Snail | New England IPA | 5.5%
Stupid bus… taking forever… don’t they know people have jobs to get to?! Oh great, here comes another contender for the seats… well she better know that it’s first come first serve! I don’t care if she has a walker! COME ON BU.. wait… s that… is… move the walker lady I can’t see! OO, A SNAIL! Hehehe, look at it’s little curly q, neat!
Sometimes the things you find that give you joy are tough to find. This beer isn’t the typical IPA you’d find at the shelves with lower ABV but still heavy handed on the hops. Loaded with Cascade and Azacca hops, it’s definitely a beer that’s worth taking your time with.
Enjoy the slow lane.
Schrute Harvest | Fruited Saison | 4.6%
Whenever we’re about to make a beer we think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, we would not make that beer. But this fall we were more than happy to add some of the beet harvest to our latest Saison. We also added persimmon to round out the profile.
The beets add an earthy compliment to the esters provided by the yeast and the persimmon add a nice apple like quality on the nose and back of your sip. Enjoy this one with the fall colors and cool weather.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Singles Night | SMASH Stout | 4.0%
Oh, yes, it’s Singles’ Night, and the feeling’s right, Oh, yes, it’s Singles’ Night, Oh, what a night (oh, what a night)… That’s right it’s time to celebrate your night of singulatrity-ness.
And why not enjoy it with this “Smash” stout. Our friends at Rooster Malt in Bethel roasted some of the base malt to make a delicously choclately malt. With a moderate hop edition of EKG the chocolate malt shines through on this beer.
Enjoy it by yourself or with anybody else who’s excited for Singles Night.
Peach Buzz | Kölsch | 4.4%
Peaches come from the store. They are in this beer and more. We added kiwis so you wont frooowwwwnnnn. If you know the Presidents Of The United States, then you know what we’re singing about!
When we made our dry hopped Kolsch we thought it would be great to add some additional character to it. Being that it had a slight lime hint we decided to pair that with peaches and kiwis. While this beer still strongly resembles the original you will get a slight please flavor from peaches and kiwis that were added in the secondary.
Just like our last beer, at least then you’ll have one decision that’s easy, enjoying another one.
There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand | Hefeweizen | 5.7%
There’s always money in the banana stand. OK, there’s actually no bananas in this beer, and it’s not actually a stand BUT there is a pleasing banana flavor brought on by the yeast we used.
We additionally took our time with this beer during the mash to help those yeast extract some more banana flavor from the heavy amount of wheat malt that was used. This is a dry wheat beer with unique esters and phenols of banana and a subtle hit of cloves complimented by a modest addition of Lemondrop hops.
So how much clearer can we say say, “There’s always money in the banana stand!”
Not Another Pumpkin Bear | Pumpkin Porter | 6.8%
Not another pumpkin beer! A PUMPKIN BEAR?! WHERE?! Not bear, beeeerr. Oh right and I’m supposed to trust there’s not a vicious pumpkin bear waiting around the corner to eat me now? This is just like the toilet snake Kyle!
You may be saying something similar to yourself about pumpkin beer season. A pleasing looking ale, ready to be sipped, and then wham! Might as well strap on your Uggs and parade around town with your spiced latte. We’re not going to tell you to take your uggs off, but this chocolate pumpkin porter doesn’t require them.
Nicely balanced with pumpkin and spices, it’s something you don’t need to fear.
Totes Maoats | Oatmeal Stout | 4.2%
You want to come to come to the mall with me later? I have to get some new shoes. Totes Maoats, dude. Maybe after you can help me move my furniture around, my girlfriend has been asking. Totes. MA-oats. Sweet and then if you wouldn’t mind, maybe you could help me hang some drywall. Maoats, bro.
Just like having a great friend this beer won’t let you down. A sessionable oatmeal stout with notes of chocolate, roasted malt and a hint of sweetness from the nitro.
We Totes Maoates this beer.