Singles Trip | SMASH Pale Ale | 5.0%
Sam’s too indecisive to plan anything with. Tracy is having boyfriend issues. And last time you went anywhere with Kendra she… oh that’s right… you’re too good of a friend to bring that up. So here you are. Alone in the solitude of your own thoughts because who needs the anxiety of wondering when the cops are gonna show up… KENDRA!
Well hows about partnering up with this SMASH ale with Golden Promise malt and Centennial hops. A light pale ale that doesn’t scream obscenities at the top of it’s lungs drawing the wrong attention.
Oo, a Kitten! | IPA | 6.4%
Yeah, well if he says it again to me I’m gonna go POMPEII on his A! He doesn’t know who he’s messing with! He’ll be all like “Chalk up another one to old butter fingers” and then I’ll be all like “Karate chop!”
I will NOT calm down! You calm up! This is the last time, the last straw, I can’t take it anymore! I swear I’m gonna… Oo, a Kitten! Awwwweee, who’s a good kitty?
IPA. Pacific Jade. Amarillo. Huell Melon.
Workman’s Workout | Lager | 4.2%
At the end of a long day lifting heavy things, the last thing you’re looking to do is lift more heavy things. You’ve already got your workout in today when you had to get up at the crack of… oh wait… the sun wasn’t even up yet when you were up.
This light lager is our drop set for your daily workout. Stretch out those muscles with a pint. We kept the recipe, the process and lagering simple on this one. Because at the end of the day, you’re also not looking for a philosophy discussion on beer.
So go ahead, get another rep in.
Oo, a Pony! | IPA | 6.9%
…well I just think it’s a little absurd that we have to fill out a new cover sheet for every update we make to our reports. I mean it’s the same information with one change… yeah… I know it’s import…
…well yeah I guess I could just photo copy it and fill in the new areas… but that’s not the point… this is valuable business time where I could be doing… well I’m just busy all the time… Oo, a PONY! Hey, look, LOOOOK, a PONY!
IPA. Amarillo. CTZ. Get Pony excited.
Almost Ethyl | Raspberry Porter | 5.0%
Look there it’s Polaris. Oh wow, see that it’s Cassius. And is that Canis Major? OK. Yea we get it. Not evey is good at gazing at the stars. And you know what. Sometimes there’s a learning curve when brewing your first batches of beer on a brand new system.
While we still love this beer it didn’t quite meet what we were looking for in the final product. So you’ll have to come back to taste the cousin Ethyl Formate later. But for now, we hope this beer tickles your taste buds with a smooth chocolately body backed with a not to heavy raspberry compliment.
Exactly the beer we were looking for…almost.
Runt | Amber Ale with Peppercorn | 6.5%
Little one. Tiny guy. Short stuff. You’ve heard these terms before. You may have even been called these terms before. Well I’ll tell you what chachi there’s nothing tiny about this beer! Except the definition of the name of course…
This Amber Ale hits you hard in the mouth with some rainbow peppercorn and a bold malt body. A great companion for any delicious accoutrements your grill can sling towards your gullet.
Enjoy your day with the runt of the litter.
RAKE | WITBIER | 4.5%
At the end of a long day doing yard work in the summer, you may find yourself yearning for an ice cold glass of lemonade. But after a day of raking leaves in the fall, that feeling seems to have disappeared a bit.
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Why not reach for a nice refreshing glass of our Whit with lemon peel added to keep the summer dream alive. And here’s a tip from us. This beer pairs well with a jump in that leaf pile you just worked so hard at making.
Never forget to keep that inner child alive.
Caught In The Dark | Stout | 6.3%
If you like piña coladas and gettin’ caught in the… dark. Some people just like different things in life. It’s not all milk and coffee stouts for everybody. Sometimes you just want to get a pedicure after a long day of working the construction site. And damn the man who says it ain’t right!
Well, how’s about you try this stout, my friend. It’s our take of a stout with flavors stolen from a pina colada. Now you can get back to hanging out with your friends without ridicule and drink this deliciously fruity stout.
Don’t worry, only you and the beer need to know about the silk undergarments you’re wearing either.
Double DIPA | Citra IPA | 9.1%
It seems too easy to steal from your employers sometimes. A paper clip here. A post-it note there. 3 hours to research that new sofa you need for the living room. That’s called time theft my friend. It’s also known as “double dipping”. And don’t worry… your secret is safe with us.
We brewed this beer to take the edge off of that stress you feel after heavy hours of double dipping and not working on that sales deck because you needed to get the best fantasy line up this coach has ever coached!
Just like the name implies, it’s a Double IPA with Citra hops. Perfect for relaxing those tense shoulders after a hard day’s work.
Flexural Strength | Wee Heavy with Peanut Butter | 7.7%
Most people tend to take their work home with them. Sometimes it manifests as repetitive grumblings to your loved ones and other times it means you won’t eat fish cause Jerry brought in ANOTHER tuna fish salad sandwich today…
This beer, however, is inspired by a dream the brewer had when we were installing the floor for the brewery. In it a thick slump of concrete drops to the floor and a void forms where you might expect a mouth to be requesting him to “add more peanut butter”. Well, this is what happens when you follow your dreams.
A Wee Heavy Ale with peanut butter, enjoy this one with caution.
Soak Up The Berries | Lemon & Strawberry Blonde Ale | 5.2%
Here comes the berries doo doo doo doo, here comes the lemon, and say, it’s alright. Well actually I say it’s fantastic! Just in time for more sun, warmer weather and hanging outside we’ve brought you a refreshing light blonde ale with lemon peel and strawberries to welcome the spring season.
There’s nothing sweet about this beer, it’s well balanced with all flavors and super sessionable. Just what everyone needs after a rough day from their annual strawberry hunting excersion.
So why not get your berry pickin’ hands around a pint?